...i can't take any more. something good's gotta happen soon or i... fuck this.

and i feel like typing.

so tonight i decided to finally get drunk. to be the one to have fun and not worry, but that went out the window when i realized that being responsible and on top of things is just who i am. it sucks being in control most of the time.

i did however get to teach two of my roommates (Chelsea and kryssy) how to throw a decent punch. i'm sure i'll have a bruise or two in the morning.

in the midst of my drunken state i also realized the nature of my ultimate repression. i spent/spend most of my life watching people make bad calls and huge messes. i know that this is not something i ever want to do, therefore my subconscious (regardless of how much i have had to drink) acts against all of that.

it sucks... i want to cut loose and feel the things that most people get to feel. i want to act like i don't have a care in the world. i want to have more "oh shit, sorry i did that" stories... but alas. i'm not that guy. i respect people even when i'm too drunk to care about myself.

hopefully i will find a way to have my day. to wake up not knowing what the fuck i did. to wake up feeling like i need to apologize or get the fuck out of there with a quickness... even drunk as hell, i'm still not that guy.

Jameson, das my friend right dere.

PS: if those of you don't know, i live in a house now with several people. you should come hang out.

(908): her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.

(408): hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over
(650): nah, i'm gonna grab some food

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

(214): Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie

(410): so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero

(775): before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.

(720): o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

(716): I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

(714): we're chasing vodka with high fives

(402): I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night

(360): would you consider him our boss?
(503): technically yes
(360): then technically i slept with our boss

(508): help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something

(323): rhymes with "ouble enetration"

(310): My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra

(760): There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.

(408): Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people

(408): booty call
(925): i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.

(408): Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.


(408): hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
(1-408): if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends

(650): i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
(408): Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...

(408): carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
(415): be there in 3 mins

today fucking sucked.

anyways, as a way to stay on the topic of art, I'm going to be posting more art work soon. This includes: tattoos, drawings, and comic pages. I haven't posted anything all that great in a looooooong time.

So... all the stuff about me being a father turned out to be a psycho bitch's lie to try to get me to marry her. Life sucked for a long time. I'm back in California and really to get to know me more add me on anyone of my other sites because I do keep current on several others.

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i'm on facebook (Leo Henderson from San Jose).

lastly, LiveJournal, i'm kidnothing22.

add me and we can be friends for real.